Trio With
Four Members
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Zack Smith
was two
years into his jazz degree at North
Texas State when the trumpet professor cornered him. You know, Zack, he intoned,
You’re not very good. Have you considered switching your major to something
like, oh, I don’t know... waste management? Crushed, Zack finished his degree in
quiet anonymity, hoping that one day a group would come along that could
understand and appreciate his love of game shows and T.V. theme songs. Now
firmly entrenched as cornetist and accordionist for the DPT, Zack still earns
less than most garbage men.
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Andy
Kochenour, tubist
extraordinaire, studied at Indiana University of PA. Not content to be just
another tuba jock, he jumped when the opportunity arose for him to serve his
country in the military. Carrying his horn in one hand and Old Glory in the
other, Andy battled dread communism throughout Europe, making the world a safer
place for democracy and Sousa marches. With the fall of the Berlin Wall came the
inevitable yearning for a greater challenge, so he traded in his fatigues and
heeded the call of the DPT. Operating once again in the free world, Andy has a
new challenge before him: giving new meaning to the phrase heavy metal. |
Guitarist
Chuck Underwood grew up in the
DC area and built quite a musical reputation until he was captured and put into
servitude by a hostile bar mitzvah band. Fifteen years
later he was rescued in a joint mission by the USMC and the DPT’s GPE program
(Guitar Player Extraction). Under cover of darkness and
disco balls, Chuck was extracted in the middle of a hora set, replaced by a
large cheese sculpture, and taken to the DPT training center where he was put
through rigorous zydeco training. Freed of the tyranny of
“Motown” and “disco” medleys, Chuck is now using his immense talent to help show
other guitar players the path to freedom. |
Drummer and
resident film critic for the DPT, Byron McWilliams was
always be counted on for his keen insight into matters both curious and
irrelevant. A native of Annapolis, Maryland, Byron impressed his
high school professors with his grasp of the theory of relativity (that is, the
relative merits of playing R & B versus those of attending class). While his
academic appearances were few, Byron made the most of his time spent outside the
classroom, taking in important lessons by the likes of Pacino, Deniro, and
Nicholson, shedding on his drums, and digging elaborate tunnels throughout the
countryside. Unable to find a job as a film critic or a ditch digger, Byron
realized that playing drums with the DPT was his true career path-- at least
until Roger Ebert retires. |